30 Ladies Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed On The Beach

August 1, 2016  —  By

We love the shore. The water, the breeze, the sunshine, the sand – those are the things we’d book cheap flights online for. Warning, though – these 30 beach photos will make you want to get premium travel insurance, too.

Holiday Insurance

If you still don’t have traveler’s insurance, don’t you worry! Just find someone with airbags like this and you will never find yourself in immediate danger again. We’d book cheap holiday destinations for this.

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Cheap Vacation Rentals

If you’re travelling in a pack, cheap vacation rentals are the way to go. They normally come in travel packages, and splitting the costs is always a good idea! Last minute hotel deals? No need.

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Travel Packages… Wow

Ladies, we’ve all been there. Mother nature is always stronger than our knots and zippers, so just embrace the warm weather. Just get online for the hotel deals and you’re vacation ready.

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All Inclusive Hotel Deals

After taking a dip in the salty waters, think about getting food and drinks by the bar… and in the restaurant… AND the cafeteria. That’s pretty much the best part about all-included resorts. Pick those over the cheap hotels, trust us.

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Cheap Flights Get You Tired

If you’re getting a cheap flight online, you get your value for money, but you’re probably stuck with the crying kids and cheap airplane food. Not to worry, though, you’ll have plenty of time to rest on the beach.

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Redheads Are Part Of The Hotel Deals

If you’re looking for a place to go to on summer vacation, book a hotel that comes with redhead foreigners and a swimming pool. They usually come with cheap flight deals and great fun people.

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Public Display Of Nope

What is it about the sand between your toes that makes everyone think they can act like it’s 1985 and there aren’t any camera phones to capture moments like these? Public display of please get your own cabana.

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Surfs Up

We cannot imagine that the maker of these surfboards did not know exactly what they were doing when they made this board that completely clashes with the world around it. Orange? ORANGE?

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